At the dawn of her college years, Janet can't imagine doing anything with the rest of her but living and breathing science... pure, concrete, rational science. She is, after all, a living nerd stereotype. But she has no way of hypothesizing a clerical error that will turn all her career plans completely upside down and, worse yet, dump her smack in the middle of a department where folks don't take too kindly to those down-to-earth, reality-loving types. Indeed, these are dark days for dorks. Can she just grin and bear it? Or will all hilarious hell break loose?